Ben Kleiber

Phone: 970-348-1260

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Ben Kleiber

Grades: 5-8

 

I teach Band... in the band room...

 

Biography:  I was born a genius.  I did not become a super genius until the age of 4. At the age of 7, I became the world's 3rd richest individual through various benefactors and one exceptionally wealthy uncle.  I became poor and destitute during the 'Great Depression' when the bottom fell out of the racing snail market and all of my money withered away.

 

I don't enjoy the taste of brussel sprouts.  Or Asparagus.  Could do without eating liver for the rest of my life as well - since we're on the subject.

 

I've watched every episode of M*A*S*H.  Oh!  I have also never seen a real live unicorn.  (I thought I had once, but it turned out to be a honey badger eating an ice cream cone.)