Ben Kleiber

I teach Band... in the band room.

Biography:  I was born a long time ago.  I did not become a super genius until I had honed my nunchuk skills... and turned 4. At the age of 7, I became the world's 3rd richest individual through various benefactors and one exceptionally wealthy uncle.  I returned to the world of 'the poor and destitute' when the bottom fell out of the racing snail market and all of my money withered away.  Sometime after the 1960's, I went to college where I studied astro-physics as well as the nutritional habits of the capuchin monkey.  Upon learning what exactly a capuchin monkey eats, I pursued a career in music education.

Other information:  I don't enjoy the taste of brussel sprouts.  Or Asparagus.  Could do without eating liver for the rest of my life as well - since we're on the subject.

I've watched every episode of M*A*S*H.  Oh!  I have also never seen a real live unicorn.  (I thought I had once, but it turned out to be a honey badger eating an ice cream cone.)  One crazy coincidence you may have noticed...  Kevin James looks a lot like yours truly.